Brain Fart

Um, could today be Monday, by chance?  Today, I have been super busy, and I seem to have misplaced my brain along with some other things!  I called my bank, and here is how the conversation went:

Bank Personnel [BP]:  "Thanks for calling *** bank.  How can I help you today?"

Me:  "Yes, I was wondering if you can tell me my.....my......my....ummmmm, I seemed to have lost my train of thought [nervous laughter]."

BP:  "I know how that feels.  Did you want to know your balance?"

Me:  "Yes, ma'am.  Thank you."

BP:  "Can you please give me your bank account number?"

Me:  "Um, I seem to have misplaced my check book [more nervous laughter].  Can you look it up if I give you my debit card number?"

BP:  "Yes.  Just give me a minute.  Okay, go ahead with your debit card number."

Me:  "My debit card number is ****."

BP:  "Okay.  What is your name please?"

Me:  "Kayla Yow [Oh shoot, now BP can go tell all the other BPs about me and my idiocy and laugh]."

BP:  "Ms. Yow, can I have the last four of your social, please?"

Me:  "Yes, ma'am.  It is ****."

BP:  "Okay, your account balance is ***.  Is that all you needed today?"

Me:  "No, ma'am.  I was also wondering if you could tell me about any pending deposits on my account."

BP:  "That won't be a problem.  Give me just a minute.  {Silence}  Ms. Yow, can you give me your full social?"

Me:  "Yes, ma'am.  It is ****."

BP:  "Oh, my computer froze.  It's not doing anything now."

Me:  "Glad to know that I am not the only one acting like it is Monday!"

BP:  [Silence]

Me:  [Even more nervous laughter.]


After about five minutes, the BP is finally able to pull up my pending deposits, and we say our goodbyes.

I believe today has been the craziest day for me in a while.

[I cannot wait until lunch time tomorrow, when I will be leaving for the beach.  Seriously.]